Ari cant dress hisself

So waiting for ari to dress so we can go downtown. hes a lazy lazy. dosent know how to layer. fucking putting on tshirts over long sleves. who does he think he is a snow boarder.

Stealing from the Homeless

I found a way to make good money in the city. Ari and I have been walking around all night looking for sleeping homeless people and stealing whatever they might have. today were going to sell alot of clothes we stole at a consignment shop. we even got one guys beat up old wallet with 20 bucks in it. dont you wish you were as smart as me. Next week we are going grave robbing in Mongolia. dont you wishyou were as smart as me?

Tryin to Get Smart

ARI IS READING. I asked him "what cha readin for" he said "tryin to get smart"

But Really can reading make you smart? or does smart make you smart? can you buy smart?" what is smart really. if you got rid of the sm and added an f you would have fart. was that smart? spelling fart? any way after a long day of walking and sleeping off a late night we are again going out on the town of San Fransisco. There is a birthday party for C-Bowl and money is gonna pick us up in an hour. then where gonna get hiphi and fizz out with some peeps. whatever that means.

so now that i have a blog i figure i should be ultra political. I am pro war anti Human and running for any office I'm eligable for so vote for me. Really I am a racist robot form the future sent back for a laser battle with a group of animal rights activists. aside from being a bigot and a war monger i have mostly leftist views and am deeply disturbed at the low number of civilian casualties being inflicted by US troops in global conflict. I mean how can the rest of the world know how bad ass the united states is if we don't really throw down and start rolling deathsquads through the middle east. I mean the Iraqi security force is a good start but we need pure blooded Americans doing our killing no more contracting that shit out. If we raised bagdad and sowed the soil with salt the suicide bombings in bagdad would decrease significantly. I mean you never heard of the romans having trouble patrolling the streets of Carthage. but no what do we do when some soldiers take vigilantly justice into their own hands and kill a bakers dozen of Iraqis. where are the medals for gang rape? no we waste 6 months to a year prosecuting them, meanwhile a stagnant if not deteriorating situation in NEW IRAQ. But really I hardly think of the war or foreign politics because I am obsessed with celeb reality and much more interested in what Paris Hilton is wearing and where Linsey Lohan is going to rehab. Any way im going to enjoy my evening by rapidly consuming the worlds resources and shying away from any meaningful human contact. I hope you can say your having as much fun as i am.

A new Day

So Ari made me a blog before he went to India so he could keep track of my life. In case you don't know me my life consists of consuming things while doing as little as possible. I don't like spelling or punctuation, its just another way for the man to keep me down. I spend most of my day sleeping or smoking. usually sleeping when I cant smoke. I am arrogant and opinionated but socially anxious. I usually don't initiate conversations with anyone but myself. When a pretty girl smiles at me I look a way. When a pretty girl is mean to me i come back for more.
Ari is visiting for his last few days before setting out to India (i think thats somewhere near africa for all you geography buffs). we have been living the life in San Fransisco. We went bowling, ate Puerto Rican food, went clubbing and passed up a 5 person orgy for a bit of sleep around 4 this morning. today we ate sandwiches on the beach and drank coffee while discussing the futility of life and reading about this online environment called simple life and some guy with a real wife who is marrying some women over the internet and spends significantly more time with his avatar wife. so we rushed home and I signed up for second life. Its a bit social for me I prefer to get addicted to single person computer games. Feeling isolated makes me feel like an individual because I have to be different with everyone else so I refuse to acknowledge our similarities. As a true testament to how fucked modern culture is Ari and I are now both siting in the same room updating our blogs as opposed to having a conversation. anyway I am jaded. so if your jaded you should read my blog and revel in my unfair biased observations on the human race and its eminent demise.