Friday, August 10, 2007

A new Day

So Ari made me a blog before he went to India so he could keep track of my life. In case you don't know me my life consists of consuming things while doing as little as possible. I don't like spelling or punctuation, its just another way for the man to keep me down. I spend most of my day sleeping or smoking. usually sleeping when I cant smoke. I am arrogant and opinionated but socially anxious. I usually don't initiate conversations with anyone but myself. When a pretty girl smiles at me I look a way. When a pretty girl is mean to me i come back for more.
Ari is visiting for his last few days before setting out to India (i think thats somewhere near africa for all you geography buffs). we have been living the life in San Fransisco. We went bowling, ate Puerto Rican food, went clubbing and passed up a 5 person orgy for a bit of sleep around 4 this morning. today we ate sandwiches on the beach and drank coffee while discussing the futility of life and reading about this online environment called simple life and some guy with a real wife who is marrying some women over the internet and spends significantly more time with his avatar wife. so we rushed home and I signed up for second life. Its a bit social for me I prefer to get addicted to single person computer games. Feeling isolated makes me feel like an individual because I have to be different with everyone else so I refuse to acknowledge our similarities. As a true testament to how fucked modern culture is Ari and I are now both siting in the same room updating our blogs as opposed to having a conversation. anyway I am jaded. so if your jaded you should read my blog and revel in my unfair biased observations on the human race and its eminent demise.

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